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One liner tags: attitude , food , IT , life My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn One liner tags: family , IT , school Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

One liner tags: intelligence , IT , people A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. One liner tags: IT Performance Performance. Performance cookies are used to understand and analyze the key performance indexes of the website which helps in delivering a better user experience for the visitors. Analytics Analytics. Analytical cookies are used to understand how visitors interact with the website. These cookies help provide information on metrics the number of visitors, bounce rate, traffic source, etc.

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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. It depends how black your humor is, but this is a true story. It happened to a friend of mine. He had to work over the weekend, testing a new product. I asked how many tests he had to do —.

Him: Over 5, Me: Wow! Will you get them all done? Him: Probably not. Him: The company will send it out Monday morning anyway!!! But I think you are right — we need humor in our work to keep ourselves sane! When someone found a bug in my code, I felt bad and tried the best to avoid such incident for the future…but who am I…that was 10 years ago….

During UAT.. We've all experienced that awkward moment of silence. It happens even in a gathering of old friends. There's a lull in the conversation, and nobody knows quite what to say. You want to save everybody from the awkwardness, but your mind is a blank.

You don't want to blurt out something silly, because that just makes the moment all the more awful and cringe-worthy. But if you had a game-plan—a foolproof joke , a one-liner, say, that could suck all the tension out of the room—why, you'd be a hero!



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